BraneChilds
BraneChilds
. . . from the past
BraneChilds
BraneChilds
. . . from the past
“Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.”
Toss Offs
Toss Offs
Child-like curiosities
Toss Offs
Toss Offs
Child-like curiosities
C3PO Karaoke Machine!
2021 | “Time Passages”
Li-Bob-ations
Thingama-Bob
1/2 oz ea. - All fruity liqueurs from the rail
Amaretto, melon, raspberry, triple sec, etc.
Sour mix
7-Up
Discom-Bob-ulater
1/2 oz ea. - All clear liquors from the rail
Gin, rum, tequila, vodka, etc.
Mix of juices to taste
Cranberry, orange, pineapple, etc.
Soda water
Phil Collins
Take an empty glass.
Phil it with beer.
Serve to Bob!
All Coked-Up
1 oz - Alcohol (any)
Coke and 7-Up to taste
Hide from Bob!
Rudolph
(Another Elf's Lament)
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
Rudolph, you don't have to turn on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to tell the naughty from the nice
Rudolph, you don't have to bear that stress tonight
Dentists pull teeth for money
They don't care if it's strong or if it's white
Rudolph, you don't have to turn on the red light . . .
Rudolph (turn on the red light) . . .
I've loved you since he flew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won’t despair you with another toy
I know his mind is made up
So put away your stirrup
Told you once, I won't tell you again
It's the humane way . . .
BANG!
RUDOLPH! You don't have to turn on the red light . . .
Rudolph (turn on the red light) . . .
(go ahead, print it out!)
The (dot) Matrix
The (dot) Matrix
Another spotty trilogy
The (dot) Matrix
The (dot) Matrix
Another spotty trilogy
Souped Up Drumkit
Souped-Up Drumkit
Le Batteur Du Jour
Souped Up Drumkit
Souped-Up Drumkit
Le Batteur Du Jour
Soup Can Redux | E-Drumkit 3D Concept
Learn about the “The Cymbals of Love” movie HERE!
Modern Drummer Magazine | August 2000
Punk In The Trunk
Punk in the Trunk
Just a bunch of old dead beats
Punk In The Trunk
Punk in the Trunk
Just a bunch of old dead beats
Choice Cuts | 1994-1998
TIM FONTAINE | vocals
DAN FONTAINE | guitar/vocals
BRAD SHUMAN | guitar/vocals
JASON JAMES | bass
BOBBY STANDRIDGE | drums
Cassette | 1994
Cool Time CD | 1996
My USA
2005 | OFFICIAL ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO | BOX8
Where is it?
Merkel's Basement Studio | 1997
Cue Studios | 1998
“History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.”